In peak Trump fashion, it took less than 48 hours for the launch of Truth Social-branded investment strategies to be shadowed by something far more intriguing. Trump Media & Technology Group (the parent company of Truth Social) wasted no time straying from its core business (if you can call it that) and marching into asset management. Their latest offering is “Truth Social-branded Separately Managed Accounts,” created with Yorkville America Equities and ITG. The pitch is t...
Remember that time TikTok turned into a bootleg version of Ocean’s Eleven, and a bunch of idiots thought they’d discovered a cheat code to free money? Yeah, Jamie Dimon & Co. does, too—and now, the bank is suing your cousin Marcus and 999 of his closest friends for trying to finesse JPMorgan out of tens of thousands through what the internet lovingly dubbed the “infinite money glitch.” Spoiler: the only infinite part is the girthy lawyer fees. Live look...
Jensen Huang’s story about cleaning toilets at Denny’s is far more than a feel good story. It’s a perfect example of the grit and initiative the man possesses.. When things get messy, he rolls up his sleeves and does the work (we’ve seen it time and time again). And he’s proving it this week. Just days after the U.S. government screwed up Nvidia's China business (again) Huang was already in Beijing trying to salvage what’s left. No press blitz. No a...
There are market moves. There are headlines. And then there’s Bill “Let Me Cook” Ackman sliding into Hertz like it’s a distressed asset clearance sale at the end of capitalism. Spoiler: the stock went vertical. (Source: Giphy) On Wednesday, shares of the rental car company—a.k.a. the same one that thought buying Teslas in bulk was a good idea—exploded 56% after CNBC reported that Ackman’s Pershing Square had gone full send and scooped up...
Nvidia just pulled the most pro-America move in an everyone hates America world: it’s building the future of AI... in Texas. As of this morning, Nvidia announced it’s going full domestic, pledging to produce its AI supercomputers entirely in the U.S. over the next four years. Meaning, with a flurry of billion-dollar partnerships, 1M+ square feet of factory space, and a commitment to mass-produce the Blackwell AI chips, Nvidia is cutting out the offshore middlemen and serving us our i...
You’d think most billionaires spend their weekends the usual way… lounging at a villa in Italy, cruising the Amalfi Coast on a yacht, maybe wrapping up 18 holes before a sunset pool party with the grandkids. But Trump? He spends his weekends plotting trade wars between putts. Sure, he probably tees off like the rest of them, but somewhere between the front nine and a Diet Coke, he’s cooking up new ways to jack up tariffs on anything that moves. Case in point: w...
Just when you thought social media couldn’t get any more unhinged, Sam Altman looks at the digital dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter, glances over at Zuck’s Threads-shaped participation trophy, and says: “Hold my beer.” (Source: Giphy) Yep, according to people in the know (read: the kinds of insiders who definitely drink Soylent unironically), OpenAI is cooking up a social network. And not just any social network, an X-like app with a ChatGPT t...
There’s nothing like the smell of cheap gas in the morning. At least, that’s what voters thought they were signing up for when they re-hired Trump and his “drill baby drill” battle cry. More oil, less regulation, and cheaper fill-ups, right? Well… not exactly. Turns out, the oil patch isn't exactly throwing a MAGA-themed kegger just yet. And if you need proof, just look at Liberty Energy… the company formerly led by Trump’s new Energy Secret...
Obi-Huang-Kenobi and his Jedi developers just stared down the barrel of a geopolitical flamethrower and came out with a $5.5 billion writedown—all courtesy of the U.S. government pulling the plug on its H20 chip exports to China. Talk about taking a fastball to the face. (Source: Giphy) Now of course, did Nvidia see this coming a mile away? Yes. Did they still duck in time? No. In short, the Trump administration has officially barred Nvidia from selling its H20 AI chips to...
JPMorgan just did what JPMorgan does best: make a boatload of money while the rest of the world burns. The bank dropped its Q1 earnings on Friday, and as expected, they absolutely crushed their report. We’re talking $5.07 earnings per share on $46.01 billion in revenue, compared to the $4.61 EPS and $44.11 billion that analysts had jotted down. Translation: Estimates got smoked. (Source: Giphy) Of course, equities trading was the big winner here. That division alone raked i...
Nvidia just pulled the most pro-America move in an everyone hates America world: it’s building the future of AI... in Texas. As of this morning, Nvidia announced it’s going full domestic, pledging to produce its AI supercomputers entirely in the U.S. over the next four years. Meaning, with a flurry of billion-dollar partnerships, 1M+ square feet of factory space, and a commitment to mass-produce the Blackwell AI chips, Nvidia is cutting out the offshore middlemen and serving us our i...
You’d think most billionaires spend their weekends the usual way… lounging at a villa in Italy, cruising the Amalfi Coast on a yacht, maybe wrapping up 18 holes before a sunset pool party with the grandkids. But Trump? He spends his weekends plotting trade wars between putts. Sure, he probably tees off like the rest of them, but somewhere between the front nine and a Diet Coke, he’s cooking up new ways to jack up tariffs on anything that moves. Case in point: w...
Just when you thought social media couldn’t get any more unhinged, Sam Altman looks at the digital dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter, glances over at Zuck’s Threads-shaped participation trophy, and says: “Hold my beer.” (Source: Giphy) Yep, according to people in the know (read: the kinds of insiders who definitely drink Soylent unironically), OpenAI is cooking up a social network. And not just any social network, an X-like app with a ChatGPT t...
There’s nothing like the smell of cheap gas in the morning. At least, that’s what voters thought they were signing up for when they re-hired Trump and his “drill baby drill” battle cry. More oil, less regulation, and cheaper fill-ups, right? Well… not exactly. Turns out, the oil patch isn't exactly throwing a MAGA-themed kegger just yet. And if you need proof, just look at Liberty Energy… the company formerly led by Trump’s new Energy Secret...
Obi-Huang-Kenobi and his Jedi developers just stared down the barrel of a geopolitical flamethrower and came out with a $5.5 billion writedown—all courtesy of the U.S. government pulling the plug on its H20 chip exports to China. Talk about taking a fastball to the face. (Source: Giphy) Now of course, did Nvidia see this coming a mile away? Yes. Did they still duck in time? No. In short, the Trump administration has officially barred Nvidia from selling its H20 AI chips to...
JPMorgan just did what JPMorgan does best: make a boatload of money while the rest of the world burns. The bank dropped its Q1 earnings on Friday, and as expected, they absolutely crushed their report. We’re talking $5.07 earnings per share on $46.01 billion in revenue, compared to the $4.61 EPS and $44.11 billion that analysts had jotted down. Translation: Estimates got smoked. (Source: Giphy) Of course, equities trading was the big winner here. That division alone raked i...
Nvidia just pulled the most pro-America move in an everyone hates America world: it’s building the future of AI... in Texas. As of this morning, Nvidia announced it’s going full domestic, pledging to produce its AI supercomputers entirely in the U.S. over the next four years. Meaning, with a flurry of billion-dollar partnerships, 1M+ square feet of factory space, and a commitment to mass-produce the Blackwell AI chips, Nvidia is cutting out the offshore middlemen and serving us our i...
You’d think most billionaires spend their weekends the usual way… lounging at a villa in Italy, cruising the Amalfi Coast on a yacht, maybe wrapping up 18 holes before a sunset pool party with the grandkids. But Trump? He spends his weekends plotting trade wars between putts. Sure, he probably tees off like the rest of them, but somewhere between the front nine and a Diet Coke, he’s cooking up new ways to jack up tariffs on anything that moves. Case in point: w...
Temu just rage-quit the U.S. ad game, and the ripple effect is hitting harder than the lead poisoning in all their sweatshops. After spending the last two years absolutely nuking Meta, Google, and every other ad platform with “50-cent eyebrow trimmer” promos and bargain bin e-commerce blitzes, the Chinese discount juggernaut just hit the brakes. Hard. (Source: Giphy) Why? Because President Trump turned the trade war dial to 11, slapped a yuge 145% tariff on Chin...
UnitedHealth just can’t catch a break. It’s been a little over four months since the shocking murder of Brian Thompson, the head of the company’s insurance division. That tragedy alone would’ve been enough to rock any Fortune 500 firm. But a week later, things somehow got worse. On top of that, Thompson was also accused of dumping $15 million in stock while allegedly knowing the Department of Justice was investigating the company’s Medicare billing prac...
Well, that escalated quickly. The Dow got slapped with a 700-point loss, the Nasdaq cratered over 3%, and the S&P 500 face planted 2.24%—all in one glorious, red-tinged trading session. If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like to see $5 trillion burn, well there you go… because that’s exactly what happened. (Source: Giphy) For starters, Nvidia decided to get its bondage on and go full submission with a $5.5 billion write-down because Uncle Sam...
Sometimes, the best time to buy a stock isn’t when everyone’s excited about it… but when no one’s talking about it. Or even better, when the only thing they are saying is negative (you know, that classic “it's over” energy Wall Street loves to project five minutes before a recovery). Think about it… who’s really getting the better return? The crypto trader who loads up on Bitcoin at $100,000 because Cathie Wood says it’s going to...
United Airlines just did what every CFO wishes they could do on an earnings call: admit they have no f*ing idea what’s going to happen. How so? Well, in a move that screams commitment issues, United gave Wall Street two full-year profit forecasts for 2025—one for if the economy behaves, and one for when it inevitably doesn’t. (Source: Giphy) In short, the airline maintained its original forecast of $11.50 to $13.50 in adjusted EPS, but also warned that if the U....
Obi-Huang-Kenobi and his Jedi developers just stared down the barrel of a geopolitical flamethrower and came out with a $5.5 billion writedown—all courtesy of the U.S. government pulling the plug on its H20 chip exports to China. Talk about taking a fastball to the face. (Source: Giphy) Now of course, did Nvidia see this coming a mile away? Yes. Did they still duck in time? No. In short, the Trump administration has officially barred Nvidia from selling its H20 AI chips to...
Just when you thought social media couldn’t get any more unhinged, Sam Altman looks at the digital dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter, glances over at Zuck’s Threads-shaped participation trophy, and says: “Hold my beer.” (Source: Giphy) Yep, according to people in the know (read: the kinds of insiders who definitely drink Soylent unironically), OpenAI is cooking up a social network. And not just any social network, an X-like app with a ChatGPT t...
So Gavin Newsom just hit pause on his new podcast (you know, the one about “having honest conversations”) to focus on governing California file a federal lawsuit against Trump’s tariffs. Yes. While California burns (sometimes literally), bleeds population, and hands out free tents to crack addicts to setup near multimillion dollar houses, the governor of the world’s fifth-largest economy decided this was the moment to show off his international trade law degree fro...
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